oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can barely walk down my driveway in winter
The Walking Dead returns this Sunday, 9|8c on AMC.
my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”
Benedict Cumberbatch 2013